— Idle / incremental simulation · Available now on Google Play

NeuronIdle

TRAIN YOUR OWN AI

No two models are ever the same. One learns like a dream, another is stubborn as a brick, and the one you poured everything into will crash on its first run and inform you it was statistically inevitable.

You don't tell the model how to behave here — you measure how it behaves, and you hope.

Live on Google Play Free · Ads · IAP · PEGI 3
NeuronIdle main menu

What you actually do

Train Your Brain

Configure the model, the dataset, and the entire training setup. Find the right moment to stop training — too early and you waste its potential, too late and you risk overfitting. Every run is different. The optimal outcome is never guaranteed. That's a feature, not a bug.

Run, Learn, Optimize

Let your brain process data, switch domains, and evolve it. Manage fatigue, frustration, and personality traits as your system grows in complexity. The smarter it gets, the less it forgives you. Every decision affects performance.

Sell or Push Further

Sell your trained brain on the Black Market for instant profit, or aim for lucrative contracts with demanding requirements. Risk it for massive rewards — or play it safe and start over. (Nobody remembers the ones who played it safe.)

Deep Systemic Design

Eight model tiers from Micro to Colossus. Datasets and domain mastery. Hardware upgrades, rarity tiers, and VRAM management. Fine-tuning, boosts, and a procedural Black Market with premium hardware. You can rent hardware too — but then don't complain.

No Pay-to-Win

You can speed things up — but you can't buy better results. Experience, timing, and strategy win every time. Ads are optional and rewarded, with no forced interruptions. This game pokes fun at aggressive monetization rather than practicing it.

Endless Optimization Loop

Train. Optimize. Analyze. Improve. Sell. Repeat. Every run teaches you something. Every mistake moves you forward — usually toward the next mistake.

Hidden Depth

Some things this site won't mention. Some trigger only when you do something you shouldn't. Some almost nobody will ever see. The game won't show them to you — you'll find them yourself, or hear about them through word of mouth. Assume there's more than you can see. A lot more.

Built Right

79 achievements synced via Google Play Games. Four global leaderboards. Cloud save. Four languages (EN · CS · ES · PT). PEGI 3. Built to feel polished, not bloated.

From the lab

Command Center
Command Center — your AI startup HQ
Configure Training — VRAM budget, batch size, sequence length
Configure Training — speed vs quality, your call
Brain menu with active domains
Brain — modules, domains, datasets
Brain Running screen
Watch a brain run live
IT Market
IT Market — fair price, no risk
Black Market
Black Market — high risk, high reward

Merch — if you really like it

Concept-stage. If the game finds its people, the merch will follow.

Training Complete tee
TRAINING COMPLETE — Tee Concept
Training in progress hoodie
TRAINING IN PROGRESS — Hoodie Concept

Train. Optimize. Repeat.

Every run teaches you something. Every mistake moves you forward — usually toward the next mistake. Free on Google Play.